is it just me ?

[batezee]

or is the fare offered this week the crappiest even for normal weekdays racing ?

Hope the weather doesn't cause too much loss this weekend :-(

David

[Derek F]

Post by batezee
or is the fare offered this week the crappiest even for normal weekdays racing ?
Hope the weather doesn't cause too much loss this weekend :-(
David

Yeah it is. I've not had a bet all week.
Derek

[Derek F]

Post by batezee
or is the fare offered this week the crappiest even for normal weekdays racing ?
Hope the weather doesn't cause too much loss this weekend :-(
David

Another reply is that I'm still here as well.
Unfortunately NG's have been overtaken by forums and facebook.
Perhaps the absence of others is because you are no longer posting your
daily winning selections.
Derek

[mac]

Post by Derek F
Perhaps the absence of others is because you are no longer posting your
daily winning selections.
Derek

Hold on the DF, Lindridge and I almost went bankrupt following David.
:-))

mac

[Derek F]

Post by mac

Post by Derek F
Perhaps the absence of others is because you are no longer posting
your daily winning selections.
Derek

Hold on the DF, Lindridge and I almost went bankrupt following David.
:-))
mac

I could post volumes on Den's wins and losses that were without Davids
help:-)
Still he is a much missed poster. Many of his E-Mails and postings I
have retained as they are so outrageous!

This one was a classic::

"I`ve just laughed me codds off by means of visulisation.....
The NGers all agree to meet up before racing...all wearing the
obligatory carnation or newspaper under the arm.
The astute ones of course would wear neither and would be able to make
good their escape after weighing up the remaining retrebates.
I`m still cekkling at my image of The PC...stood policing the bar with
his bobbies helmet on..TREPAN out in the lavs trying to sell his simple
ratings to all and sundry.
Lord Sagey holding court in smoky alcove with his disicples constantly
doffing their caps as he shows even more microscope slides of Saddlers
Wells semen.
Hugh takes a quick peek in and turns on his heels thinking " And I`m
posting winners for THAT lot!!!!"
Just then the Yarkshar lot arrive in an owld van with Beastie to the
fore mouthing off off at Mac..."Oway Peg-leg,hurry up or I`ll put you
down instead of a pint!"
Hark! Who`s that over there in dapper dress?Smart as a carrot...Its
Derek "I`ve been everywhere man" Fitzpatrick" setting up a projector
next to the dartboard.10 boxes of dusty slides chronicling* the plight
of the Refugees in modern post war Europe.
"D`yer want a gauge Fitz" I ask..." I had a double up on it getting dark
and the most posts to the NG" (a winner is a winner).
"No no no no...I never drink before losing money" comes the taut reply.
I skulk off to find Chilli and build another up--there he is banging the
slot machine for stake money cos he lost his wedge in one day on the FL.
Paul Aitman comes rushing over..."Rules are rules man!"
I`m well stoned by now and start singing songs with "fantasy" in them to
wind him up ....its a fantasy....you`re my fantasy...fantasy,when the
feelings gone and you`re all alone..its a fantasy etc etc.
Hang on...whos that over there? Some smoothy has took his carnation out
and is attemtpting to pull the Brazilian Beauty from Bangor.Its Bates
the Suthern Smoothy.Ooops he`s blown it now..belched and farted in one
movement--he will drink that poncy lager!
And so as we are about to leave for the course (Derek knows the quickest
way obviously) the biggest party pooper of them all arrives in a Silver
Roller.The door swings ajar and out steps the one and only MOANER-SAN
with his media/image advisor BJ MAPSON in tow.
"Put £10k on Kaid...it`ll pay for everybodies Summer"
"Each way?" begs BJ
We all rescue BJ from his torment and leave Moaner-san to play on the
space-invader machine and arrive at the course.
I`m a little jaded because someone special is missing...but wait...over
there by the Fish stall..no..it can`t be! Is it? No,surely not! Hell it
is.......its her....PRINCESS...its Princess with a real fur coat and
sturdy shoes on.
"I`ll get these" I say to the fish man and he hands over 2 pound of
nippers and a portion of cockles.Bliss.
She gets us straight into the members bar and I roll another spliff
whilst I laugh at the rest of you mulling over the race card.
We`ve missed the first because we`ve been catching up on old stories but
not before we catch a glimpse of Steve Up the Villa being hauled off by
security for trying to mace a rails bookie--erected a screen round the
bookies pitch then tried to put a bet on after 4 fences.Out he
went....blaspheming in his brummie tones.
Well its flowing tonight but I must go....it goes without saying that
apologies will be given for those that require them...I hope you know me
by now!
Bye ...Denini.
PS...BSAM and Justin have been omitted because they are not old enough
to get into the pub. Simon W didn`t come because he thought it was free
but then realised he had to pay.
Paul Cox wasn`t invited cos he thought Istabraq wouldn`t have won.
PJ PUBS thought it was the wrong day (there a 35% chance he would)
*is that how you spell ....chronicling
The Grate Denini.... 3rd Earl of Harte le Pool"

[batezee]

Post by Derek F

Post by mac

Post by Derek F
Perhaps the absence of others is because you are no longer posting
your daily winning selections.
Derek

Hold on the DF, Lindridge and I almost went bankrupt following David.
:-))
mac

I could post volumes on Den's wins and losses that were without Davids
help:-)
Still he is a much missed poster. Many of his E-Mails and postings I
have retained as they are so outrageous!
"I`ve just laughed me codds off by means of visulisation.....
The NGers all agree to meet up before racing...all wearing the
obligatory carnation or newspaper under the arm.
The astute ones of course would wear neither and would be able to make
good their escape after weighing up the remaining retrebates.
I`m still cekkling at my image of The PC...stood policing the bar with
his bobbies helmet on..TREPAN out in the lavs trying to sell his simple
ratings to all and sundry.
Lord Sagey holding court in smoky alcove with his disicples constantly
doffing their caps as he shows even more microscope slides of Saddlers
Wells semen.
Hugh takes a quick peek in and turns on his heels thinking " And I`m
posting winners for THAT lot!!!!"
Just then the Yarkshar lot arrive in an owld van with Beastie to the
fore mouthing off off at Mac..."Oway Peg-leg,hurry up or I`ll put you
down instead of a pint!"
Hark! Who`s that over there in dapper dress?Smart as a carrot...Its
Derek "I`ve been everywhere man" Fitzpatrick" setting up a projector
next to the dartboard.10 boxes of dusty slides chronicling* the plight
of the Refugees in modern post war Europe.
"D`yer want a gauge Fitz" I ask..." I had a double up on it getting dark
and the most posts to the NG" (a winner is a winner).
"No no no no...I never drink before losing money" comes the taut reply.
I skulk off to find Chilli and build another up--there he is banging the
slot machine for stake money cos he lost his wedge in one day on the FL.
Paul Aitman comes rushing over..."Rules are rules man!"
I`m well stoned by now and start singing songs with "fantasy" in them to
wind him up ....its a fantasy....you`re my fantasy...fantasy,when the
feelings gone and you`re all alone..its a fantasy etc etc.
Hang on...whos that over there? Some smoothy has took his carnation out
and is attemtpting to pull the Brazilian Beauty from Bangor.Its Bates
the Suthern Smoothy.Ooops he`s blown it now..belched and farted in one
movement--he will drink that poncy lager!
And so as we are about to leave for the course (Derek knows the quickest
way obviously) the biggest party pooper of them all arrives in a Silver
Roller.The door swings ajar and out steps the one and only MOANER-SAN
with his media/image advisor BJ MAPSON in tow.
"Put �10k on Kaid...it`ll pay for everybodies Summer"
"Each way?" begs BJ
We all rescue BJ from his torment and leave Moaner-san to play on the
space-invader machine and arrive at the course.
I`m a little jaded because someone special is missing...but wait...over
there by the Fish stall..no..it can`t be! Is it? No,surely not! Hell it
is.......its her....PRINCESS...its Princess with a real fur coat and
sturdy shoes on.
"I`ll get these" I say to the fish man and he hands over 2 pound of
nippers and a portion of cockles.Bliss.
She gets us straight into the members bar and I roll another spliff
whilst I laugh at the rest of you mulling over the race card.
We`ve missed the first because we`ve been catching up on old stories but
not before we catch a glimpse of Steve Up the Villa being hauled off by
security for trying to mace a rails bookie--erected a screen round the
bookies pitch then tried to put a bet on after 4 fences.Out he
went....blaspheming in his brummie tones.
Well its flowing tonight but I must go....it goes without saying that
apologies will be given for those that require them...I hope you know me
by now!
Bye ...Denini.
PS...BSAM and Justin have been omitted because they are not old enough
to get into the pub. Simon W didn`t come because he thought it was free
but then realised he had to pay.
Paul Cox wasn`t invited cos he thought Istabraq wouldn`t have won.
PJ PUBS thought it was the wrong day (there a 35% chance he would)
*is that how you spell ....chronicling
The Grate Denini.... 3rd Earl of Harte le Pool"

great memories mate..and not the first time he mentioned my southern roots lol

when I last heard from him he was warring with his german mother in law lol but still not gambling !

david

ps may I remind certain people 40/1 33/1 and 25/1 "hardly useless" !!! ;-)

[Derek F]

Post by batezee

Post by Derek F

Post by mac

Post by Derek F
Perhaps the absence of others is because you are no longer posting
your daily winning selections.
Derek

Hold on the DF, Lindridge and I almost went bankrupt following David.
:-))
mac

I could post volumes on Den's wins and losses that were without Davids
help:-)
Still he is a much missed poster. Many of his E-Mails and postings I
have retained as they are so outrageous!
"I`ve just laughed me codds off by means of visulisation.....
The NGers all agree to meet up before racing...all wearing the
obligatory carnation or newspaper under the arm.
The astute ones of course would wear neither and would be able to make
good their escape after weighing up the remaining retrebates.
I`m still cekkling at my image of The PC...stood policing the bar with
his bobbies helmet on..TREPAN out in the lavs trying to sell his simple
ratings to all and sundry.
Lord Sagey holding court in smoky alcove with his disicples constantly
doffing their caps as he shows even more microscope slides of Saddlers
Wells semen.
Hugh takes a quick peek in and turns on his heels thinking " And I`m
posting winners for THAT lot!!!!"
Just then the Yarkshar lot arrive in an owld van with Beastie to the
fore mouthing off off at Mac..."Oway Peg-leg,hurry up or I`ll put you
down instead of a pint!"
Hark! Who`s that over there in dapper dress?Smart as a carrot...Its
Derek "I`ve been everywhere man" Fitzpatrick" setting up a projector
next to the dartboard.10 boxes of dusty slides chronicling* the plight
of the Refugees in modern post war Europe.
"D`yer want a gauge Fitz" I ask..." I had a double up on it getting dark
and the most posts to the NG" (a winner is a winner).
"No no no no...I never drink before losing money" comes the taut reply.
I skulk off to find Chilli and build another up--there he is banging the
slot machine for stake money cos he lost his wedge in one day on the FL.
Paul Aitman comes rushing over..."Rules are rules man!"
I`m well stoned by now and start singing songs with "fantasy" in them to
wind him up ....its a fantasy....you`re my fantasy...fantasy,when the
feelings gone and you`re all alone..its a fantasy etc etc.
Hang on...whos that over there? Some smoothy has took his carnation out
and is attemtpting to pull the Brazilian Beauty from Bangor.Its Bates
the Suthern Smoothy.Ooops he`s blown it now..belched and farted in one
movement--he will drink that poncy lager!
And so as we are about to leave for the course (Derek knows the quickest
way obviously) the biggest party pooper of them all arrives in a Silver
Roller.The door swings ajar and out steps the one and only MOANER-SAN
with his media/image advisor BJ MAPSON in tow.
"Put �10k on Kaid...it`ll pay for everybodies Summer"
"Each way?" begs BJ
We all rescue BJ from his torment and leave Moaner-san to play on the
space-invader machine and arrive at the course.
I`m a little jaded because someone special is missing...but wait...over
there by the Fish stall..no..it can`t be! Is it? No,surely not! Hell it
is.......its her....PRINCESS...its Princess with a real fur coat and
sturdy shoes on.
"I`ll get these" I say to the fish man and he hands over 2 pound of
nippers and a portion of cockles.Bliss.
She gets us straight into the members bar and I roll another spliff
whilst I laugh at the rest of you mulling over the race card.
We`ve missed the first because we`ve been catching up on old stories but
not before we catch a glimpse of Steve Up the Villa being hauled off by
security for trying to mace a rails bookie--erected a screen round the
bookies pitch then tried to put a bet on after 4 fences.Out he
went....blaspheming in his brummie tones.
Well its flowing tonight but I must go....it goes without saying that
apologies will be given for those that require them...I hope you know me
by now!
Bye ...Denini.
PS...BSAM and Justin have been omitted because they are not old enough
to get into the pub. Simon W didn`t come because he thought it was free
but then realised he had to pay.
Paul Cox wasn`t invited cos he thought Istabraq wouldn`t have won.
PJ PUBS thought it was the wrong day (there a 35% chance he would)
*is that how you spell ....chronicling
The Grate Denini.... 3rd Earl of Harte le Pool"

great memories mate..and not the first time he mentioned my southern roots lol
when I last heard from him he was warring with his german mother in law lol but still not gambling !
david
ps may I remind certain people 40/1 33/1 and 25/1 "hardly useless" !!! ;-)

And all proofed to the Sporting Life:-)
My best day on the NG was when I picked two 20/1 winners at Royal
Ascot.Apart from my profit it also won me the tipster competition.
I think that was also the time I did not get my prize from the sponsor.
I never did meet Den. He was supposed to be at Thirsk to see the the
horse from the syndicate he was in running but did not turn up.
The horse Zechariah was the beaten 3/1 Fav costing me eighty quid in the
Seller after having won it's previous two races.
Derek

[f***@aol.com]

He's on Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/grate.denini

and still fun to read

Post by batezee

Post by Derek F

Post by mac

Post by Derek F
Perhaps the absence of others is because you are no longer posting
your daily winning selections.
Derek

Hold on the DF, Lindridge and I almost went bankrupt following David.
:-))
mac

I could post volumes on Den's wins and losses that were without Davids
help:-)
Still he is a much missed poster. Many of his E-Mails and postings I
have retained as they are so outrageous!
"I`ve just laughed me codds off by means of visulisation.....
The NGers all agree to meet up before racing...all wearing the
obligatory carnation or newspaper under the arm.
The astute ones of course would wear neither and would be able to make
good their escape after weighing up the remaining retrebates.
I`m still cekkling at my image of The PC...stood policing the bar with
his bobbies helmet on..TREPAN out in the lavs trying to sell his simple
ratings to all and sundry.
Lord Sagey holding court in smoky alcove with his disicples constantly
doffing their caps as he shows even more microscope slides of Saddlers
Wells semen.
Hugh takes a quick peek in and turns on his heels thinking " And I`m
posting winners for THAT lot!!!!"
Just then the Yarkshar lot arrive in an owld van with Beastie to the
fore mouthing off off at Mac..."Oway Peg-leg,hurry up or I`ll put you
down instead of a pint!"
Hark! Who`s that over there in dapper dress?Smart as a carrot...Its
Derek "I`ve been everywhere man" Fitzpatrick" setting up a projector
next to the dartboard.10 boxes of dusty slides chronicling* the plight
of the Refugees in modern post war Europe.
"D`yer want a gauge Fitz" I ask..." I had a double up on it getting dark
and the most posts to the NG" (a winner is a winner).
"No no no no...I never drink before losing money" comes the taut reply.
I skulk off to find Chilli and build another up--there he is banging the
slot machine for stake money cos he lost his wedge in one day on the FL.
Paul Aitman comes rushing over..."Rules are rules man!"
I`m well stoned by now and start singing songs with "fantasy" in them to
wind him up ....its a fantasy....you`re my fantasy...fantasy,when the
feelings gone and you`re all alone..its a fantasy etc etc.
Hang on...whos that over there? Some smoothy has took his carnation out
and is attemtpting to pull the Brazilian Beauty from Bangor.Its Bates
the Suthern Smoothy.Ooops he`s blown it now..belched and farted in one
movement--he will drink that poncy lager!
And so as we are about to leave for the course (Derek knows the quickest
way obviously) the biggest party pooper of them all arrives in a Silver
Roller.The door swings ajar and out steps the one and only MOANER-SAN
with his media/image advisor BJ MAPSON in tow.
"Put �10k on Kaid...it`ll pay for everybodies Summer"
"Each way?" begs BJ
We all rescue BJ from his torment and leave Moaner-san to play on the
space-invader machine and arrive at the course.
I`m a little jaded because someone special is missing...but wait...over
there by the Fish stall..no..it can`t be! Is it? No,surely not! Hell it
is.......its her....PRINCESS...its Princess with a real fur coat and
sturdy shoes on.
"I`ll get these" I say to the fish man and he hands over 2 pound of
nippers and a portion of cockles.Bliss.
She gets us straight into the members bar and I roll another spliff
whilst I laugh at the rest of you mulling over the race card.
We`ve missed the first because we`ve been catching up on old stories but
not before we catch a glimpse of Steve Up the Villa being hauled off by
security for trying to mace a rails bookie--erected a screen round the
bookies pitch then tried to put a bet on after 4 fences.Out he
went....blaspheming in his brummie tones.
Well its flowing tonight but I must go....it goes without saying that
apologies will be given for those that require them...I hope you know me
by now!
Bye ...Denini.
PS...BSAM and Justin have been omitted because they are not old enough
to get into the pub. Simon W didn`t come because he thought it was free
but then realised he had to pay.
Paul Cox wasn`t invited cos he thought Istabraq wouldn`t have won.
PJ PUBS thought it was the wrong day (there a 35% chance he would)
*is that how you spell ....chronicling
The Grate Denini.... 3rd Earl of Harte le Pool"

great memories mate..and not the first time he mentioned my southern roots lol
when I last heard from him he was warring with his german mother in law lol but still not gambling !
david
ps may I remind certain people 40/1 33/1 and 25/1 "hardly useless" !!! ;-)

[Derek F]

Post by f***@aol.com
He's on Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/grate.denini
and still fun to read

You can't keep a good man down.
Derek

[batezee]

Post by Derek F

Post by f***@aol.com
He's on Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/grate.denini
and still fun to read

You can't keep a good man down.
Derek

jus been chatting on fb,was good to contact again
David